The Federal Republic of Autonomous Unified Territories is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by First Secretary Vladdrejov Dimitrov with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 26.893 billion Autonomous Unified Territoriesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Olestya. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Autonomous Unified Territoriesian economy, worth a remarkable 8,971 trillion Federal Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 333,611 Federal Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Structures are raised on promises, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, the recycled air in planes is nauseating, and no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Autonomous Unified Territories's national animal is the Corporal Snyder, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Autonomous Unified Territories is ranked 221,547^th in the world and 6^th in Ordis for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -3.82 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.